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On Topic - Indecision 2004 Exclusive The Best F#@king News Team Ever covers John Kerry's stirring speeches, GOP conventions, and George W. Bush's desire for a second term. (03:51) Tags: On Topic, exclusives, mashups, Indecision 2004, John Edwards, John Kerry, George W. Bush, zombies, Howard Dean, comics

Aired: 03/11/13

Viewed: 72,720

A Look Back - December 2012 Exclusive Fox News questions the war on Christmas, Mitch McConnell filibusters himself, and Sam Bee explores Kate Middleton's uterus. (04:29) Tags: exclusives, mashups, war on Christmas, Thanksgiving, John Boehner, Barack Obama, Chris Christie, Congress, Supreme Court, same-sex marriage, Jason Jones, costumes, Fox News, John McCain, John Kerry, Denis Leary, Mitch McConnell, Harry Reid, filibusters, Samantha Bee, vaginas, NFL, guns, Wyatt Cenac

Aired: 12/31/12

Viewed: 113,991

A Beacon of Hope Episode #18033 A United Nations treaty inspired by the Americans with Disabilities Act temporarily reaffirms America's moral authority. (04:26) Tags: pranks, diplomacy, health, John McCain, John Kerry, controversies, impressions, history, United Nations, military, international affairs, violence, Senate, America, Susan Rice, Alan Simpson

Aired: 12/05/12

Viewed: 30,606

Moment of Zen - Where Mitt Learned About Russia Episode #17150 John Kerry believes that Mitt Romney's foreign relations knowledge comes from the movies. (01:36) Tags: Moment of Zen, Russia, Mitt Romney, Republicans, John Kerry, Sarah Palin, Democratic National Convention, Alaska, speeches, movies, Rocky

Aired: 09/07/12

Viewed: 26,686

Democalypse 2012 - Cash of the Titans Episode #17113 President Obama attends far more fundraising events than his predecessor George W. Bush, including one hosted by Vogue editor Anna Wintour. (03:37) Tags: Democalypse 2012, fundraising, campaigns, elections, candidates, money, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, George W. Bush, John Kerry, Indecision 2004, Anna Wintour, impressions, fashion, Indecision, Maggie Gyllenhaal

Aired: 06/13/12

Viewed: 67,958

Mitt Romney's House Episode #17110 Joe Scarborough takes issue with elitist implications in a New York Times spread providing construction details of Mitt Romney's La Jolla home. (02:50) Tags: New York Times, elitism, Mitt Romney, John Kerry, Morning Joe, Joe Scarborough, wealth, money, photos, print media, media, candidates, housing, real estate, Edward Conlon, Indecision 2004, Indecision 2012

Aired: 06/07/12

Viewed: 60,843

On Topic - Division of Power - Interest Groups Exclusive Lobbyists help Congressmen write legislation. They also provide them with transportation, meals, physical therapy, cocaine and strippers. (03:48) Tags: On Topic, exclusives, mashups, government, lobbyists, Jack Abramoff, Congress, prostitution, cocaine, Steve Carell, Washington DC, John Oliver, Daily Show Rock, costumes, songs, dancing, music, Robert Reich, Republicans, Democrats, John Kerry, Stephen Colbert

Aired: 05/21/12

Viewed: 128,197

Victory Lapse Episode #17097 On the anniversary of Osama bin Laden's death, Republicans are unaware that the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex allows people the ability to store and recall past events. (04:31) Tags: Osama bin Laden, anniversaries, assassinations, advertising, George W. Bush, Mission Accomplished, Barack Obama, war on terror, Ed Gillespie, Republicans, Mitt Romney, John Kerry, Indecision 2004, montages, Democrats, Saddam Hussein, media, crack, David Barton, Thomas Jefferson, campaigns, pundits

Aired: 05/01/12

Viewed: 157,064

Victory Lapse - Politicizing Osama bin Laden's & Saddam Hussein's Deaths Episode #17097 In a cacophony of galling forgetfulness, Republicans accuse President Obama of failing to share credit and thanks with all those involved in killing Osama bin Laden. (04:08) Tags: Osama bin Laden, Republicans, advertising, Balzheimer's, George Pataki, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, war on terror, photos, Mitt Romney, montages, impressions, John Kerry, balls, Ronald Reagan, media, assassinations, Mission Accomplished, anniversaries, Brit Hume, campaigns, international affairs, Indecision 2004, Indecision 2012, Texas, Navy, military, speeches

Aired: 05/01/12

Viewed: 140,952

Superbad Episode #17023 The congressional super committee's failure to reach a deficit-cutting agreement could trigger sequestration, which combines sequestering and castration. (07:21) Tags: Congress, government, debt, economy, laws, mongering, doomsday, German, John Kerry, superheroes, animation, penises, oral sex, balls, food, business, school, kids, health, movies

Aired: 11/16/11

Viewed: 179,731

James and the Giant Speech Episode #16111 After Jimmy Hoffa Jr. warms up the crowd at a Labor Day rally, the Tea Party and conservatives suddenly develop an allergic reaction to violent rhetoric. (04:59) Tags: Jimmy Hoffa Jr., ventriloquism, puppets, No Disrespect impression, impressions, unions, labor, songs, Gretchen Carlson, Tea Party, Republicans, rallies, Howard Dean, weapons, John Kerry, balls

Aired: 09/06/11

Viewed: 72,962

Secrets & Allies Episode #16068 Pakistan takes great care of America's very sensitive helicopter by hiding it behind a room divider from West Elm. (03:38) Tags: Pakistani, Osama bin Laden, assassinations, Al Qaeda, John Kerry, war on terror, terrorism, military, international affairs, impressions, intro, Lisa Jackson, No Disrespect impression

Aired: 05/19/11

Viewed: 85,839

State of the Union 2011 - Night of Too Many Promises Episode #16015 Republicans and Democrats risk physical contact with each other, and an audience member gets excited about her presidential shout-out. (05:38) Tags: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, John Boehner, State of the Union, speeches, Republicans, Democrats, South Korea, transportation, technology, Internet, America, intro, Jonathan Alter, Congress, John McCain, John Kerry

Aired: 01/26/11

Viewed: 243,150

(C) Spot Run! Episode #15131 Democrats are furious about Republicans' untraceable ads because of their principled stand against fear mongering. (07:20) Tags: John Kerry, swiftboating, advertising, Supreme Court, mongering, campaigns, Karl Rove, impressions, phone calls, Fox News, Gretchen Carlson, Sean Hannity, Steve Doocy, Bill O'Reilly, midterm elections, Indecision, Indecision 2010, intro, Eric Cantor, photos

Aired: 10/12/10

Viewed: 156,663

Corruptdate Episode #15094 John Kerry avoids paying taxes on his yacht, Charlie Rangel faces ethics charges, and Rod Blagojevich is silenced at his own trial. (07:50) Tags: John Kerry, Charlie Rangel, Rod Blagojevich, corruption, crime, ethics, wealth, money, taxes, Baconnaise, my mistake, poop & pee, impressions, trials/hearings, photos

Aired: 07/28/10

Viewed: 87,298

Lisa P. Jackson Episode #15057 Lisa P. Jackson hopes Lindsey Graham will rejoin the bipartisan effort to introduce climate change legislation. (07:00) Tags: Lisa Jackson, interviews, EPA, Obama administration, environment, global warming, Address the Mess, Lindsey Graham, John Kerry, pollution, cars/trucks, transportation, laws

Aired: 04/26/10

Viewed: 58,796

On Topic - Scandal-List - John Edwards Exclusive Jon recaps the epic fall of the first candidate to ever announce his run for president on The Daily Show. (03:50) Tags: On Topic, exclusives, mashups, John Edwards, elections, pregnancy, kids, Elizabeth Edwards, scandals, Indecision, Indecision 2008, Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, Rob Corddry, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, books, vaginas, penises, adultery

Aired: 03/22/10

Viewed: 157,344

Indecision 2010 - The Re-Changening Episode #15011 America is ready to turn the page on a failed presidency and gamble on a charismatic newcomer who came out of nowhere -- Scott Brown. (09:51) Tags: Indecision, Indecision 2010, John Oliver, on location, Washington DC, Massachusetts, elections, Scott Brown, Martha Coakley, Senate, John Kerry, impressions, talk shows, Conan O'Brien, Democrats, Republicans, intro, Jim Wallis, Jim Cramer, Wall Street, stocks

Aired: 01/20/10

Viewed: 169,185

Exclusive - Decade in Review - 2004 Exclusive Watch Jon and The Daily Show News Team's wall-to-wall coverage of Indecision 2004. (03:39) Tags: exclusives, George W. Bush, elections, Indecision 2004, Indecision, Iraq, turd miner, Iraq War, wars, violence, Rob Corddry, Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, Ed Helms, John Kerry, John Edwards, Democrats, Republicans, Dick Cheney, space, science, immigration, Michael Jackson, Howard Dean, Iowa, WMDs, weapons, New Hampshire, Condoleezza Rice, baseball, health, Mel Gibson, scandals, Martha Stewart, Kenneth Lay, Enron, South Korea, sports, Colin Powell, Baghdad, explosions, partying, George Tenet, money, Abu Ghraib, Donald Rumsfeld, China, Tony Blair, Barack Obama, gay/homosexual, Jim McGreevey, Zell Miller

Aired: 12/31/09

Viewed: 57,034

Eff'dghanistan - John Kerry & Dick Cheney Episode #14136 John Kerry bores Hamid Karzai into an election recount, and Dick Cheney objects to President Obama's dithering on Afghanistan. (05:34) Tags: Afghanistan, wars, Shake Weight, Hamid Karzai, John Kerry, Dick Cheney, Bush administration, elections, scandals, international affairs, troops, military, recounts, diplomacy

Aired: 10/27/09

Viewed: 52,917

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