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Louie Gohmert's Asparagus Episode #18104 Texas Representative Louie Gohmert takes issue with the rough treatment of his produce. (00:13) Tags: Moment of Zen, food, accountability, Congress, Texas

Aired: 05/16/13

Viewed: 7,080

Full Episode AvailableMay 16, 2013 - George Packer

The Real Cinco de Mayo Episode #18098 Jessica Williams chooses to not waste her Cinco de Mayo experience by marching for more humane immigration laws. (03:13) Tags: Jessica Williams, Cinco de Mayo, on location, man on the street, holidays, immigration, laws, citizenship, ethnic, Latino, alcohol, partying, Dallas, Texas, protests

Aired: 05/07/13

Viewed: 24,204

Full Episode AvailableMay 7, 2013 - Mindy Kaling

NRA Convention 2013 Episode #18097 The speeches at the 142nd annual convention of the National Rifle Association are just like the ones at CPAC, except with better introductions. (04:32) Tags: guns, weapons, NRA, Texas, conventions, laws, government, Republicans, conservative, pundits, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, reality shows, TV, New York City, Christiane Amanpour

Aired: 05/06/13

Viewed: 84,539

Full Episode AvailableMay 6, 2013 - Christiane Amanpour

Kay Bailey Hutchison Episode #18095 Former Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison shares bits of Texas history and weighs in on the quality of her Senate replacement, Ted Cruz. (08:32) Tags: Kay Bailey Hutchison, interviews, Texas, Senate, men/women, government, history, Ted Cruz, slogans, Mexico, wars, military, super villains, polls, laws, Republicans, Democrats, guns, weapons, controversies, NRA, lobbyists, Barack Obama, debt, money, voting, retirement, books

Aired: 05/01/13

Viewed: 22,822

Full Episode AvailableMay 1, 2013 - Kay Bailey Hutchison

Library Accomplished - Disasterpiece Theater Episode #18092 Al Madrigal visits the George W. Bush Presidential Library and aces the test based on the former president's pivotal policy decisions. (04:17) Tags: Al Madrigal, George W. Bush, museums, Iraq War, Hurricane Katrina, accountability, technology, food, poop & pee, health, wars, bailouts, Wall Street, Texas, Angela Merkel, controversies, death, penises, Bill Clinton

Aired: 04/25/13

Viewed: 77,126

Big Ratings in Giant China Episode #18084 A decadent imperialist puppet delivers the news. (05:17) Tags: China, North Korea, translations, international affairs, nuclear, WMDs, weapons, missiles, diplomacy, my mistake, money, debt, music, Austin, Texas, Kim Jong-un, media, Internet, technology, pollution, food, poverty

Aired: 04/10/13

Viewed: 71,530

Exclusive - Big Ratings in Giant China (Chinese translation) Episode #18084 China! This segment is translated for your enjoyment! Hold a piece of cheese under your nose to experience it with genuine Westerner smell! (05:21) Tags: exclusives, uncensored, China, North Korea, translations, international affairs, nuclear, WMDs, weapons, missiles, diplomacy, my mistake, money, debt, music, Austin, Texas, Kim Jong-un, media, Internet, technology, pollution, food, poverty

Aired: 04/10/13

Viewed: 28,748

Nuke Kid on the Block Episode #18079 Kim Jong-un mobilizes his Photoshopped navy in preparation for war with the United States. (04:39) Tags: Kim Jong-un, North Korea, international affairs, military, WMDs, nuclear, missiles, bombs, weapons, rage, media, Texas, Austin, technology, photos, anti-American, mongering, Jonathan Sperber

Aired: 04/02/13

Viewed: 204,701

Tyranny & Texas Episode #18065 Jessica Williams meets Texas residents tired of living under the jackboot of a democratically elected government. (05:18) Tags: Jessica Williams, Texas, government, dictators, cell phones, laws, Adolf Hitler, Abraham Lincoln, slavery, voting, elections, Bible, religion, guns, weapons, costumes, transportation, cars/trucks

Aired: 02/21/13

Viewed: 53,857

Johnny Pregnant-Pause Vs. Captain Chucklebuns Episode #17105 The Coney Island Mermaid Parade that was the Republican primaries ends, leaving five months of Barack Obama versus Mitt Romney. (02:25) Tags: Mitt Romney, Republicans, Indecision 2012, Barack Obama, Texas, Dan Rather, speeches, candidates, primaries

Aired: 05/30/12

Viewed: 31,163

Victory Lapse - Politicizing Osama bin Laden's & Saddam Hussein's Deaths Episode #17097 In a cacophony of galling forgetfulness, Republicans accuse President Obama of failing to share credit and thanks with all those involved in killing Osama bin Laden. (04:08) Tags: Osama bin Laden, Republicans, advertising, Balzheimer's, George Pataki, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, war on terror, photos, Mitt Romney, montages, impressions, John Kerry, balls, Ronald Reagan, media, assassinations, Mission Accomplished, anniversaries, Brit Hume, campaigns, international affairs, Indecision 2004, Indecision 2012, Texas, Navy, military, speeches

Aired: 05/01/12

Viewed: 140,954

The Vulgar Games - Republican Policy Routine Episode #17073 Following Rush Limbaugh's Fluke-slut diatribe, Kristen Schaal discovers that Republican policies speak even louder to women than their conservative radio jerks. (05:08) Tags: Kristen Schaal, performances, Republicans, men/women, Rush Limbaugh, Texas, Sandra Fluke, laws, vaginas, doctors, pregnancy, Oklahoma, feminism, sexism, Virginia, health, Andrew Dice Clay, impressions, conservative, controversies, smoking

Aired: 03/13/12

Viewed: 151,096

Exclusive - Cecile Richards Extended Interview Pt. 2 Episode #17070 In this exclusive, unedited interview, Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards explains Planned Parenthood's mission and the opposition it faces from political figures. (05:17) Tags: exclusives, extended interviews, uncensored, Cecile Richards, interviews, Planned Parenthood, birth control, controversies, health, insurance, men/women, abortion, pregnancy, debates, government, school, abstinence, education, teens, poverty, Republicans, Texas, doctors

Aired: 03/07/12

Viewed: 55,630

Lou Dobbs Episode #17052 Fox Business' Lou Dobbs enjoys rough-and-tumble politics and loves the unexpected excitement of the 2012 Republican primary. (07:53) Tags: Lou Dobbs, interviews, Fox News, Barack Obama, debates, democracy, money, wealth, dancing, primaries, Occupy Wall Street, protests, capitalism, Texas, laws, government, voting, Supreme Court, movies, elections, Republicans, candidates, Indecision, Indecision 2012

Aired: 01/30/12

Viewed: 61,901

Exclusive - Lou Dobbs Extended Interview Pt. 2 Episode #17052 Lou Dobbs questions Occupy Wall Street's validity as a movement and discusses electoral redistricting in this unedited, extended interview. (05:26) Tags: exclusives, Lou Dobbs, extended interviews, uncensored, interviews, Occupy Wall Street, protests, wealth, government, capitalism, Supreme Court, laws, Texas, fights, trials/hearings, movies, dancing

Aired: 01/30/12

Viewed: 54,142

On Topic - GOP Presidential Candidates - Rick Perry Exclusive Rick Perry gets tough on the economy, loves America and...uh...um...oops. (04:39) Tags: On Topic, exclusives, mashups, candidates, voting, elections, Indecision, Indecision 2012, campaigns, Republicans, media, debates, taxes, Rick Perry, Texas

Aired: 11/21/11

Viewed: 218,537

Ugly People Prejudice Episode #17021 Jason Jones reports on the injustices uglo-Americans suffer due to their below-average looks. (04:55) Tags: Jason Jones, on location, Texas, lookin' good, discrimination, civil rights, Google, work/office, Star Wars, wealth, marriage, mental health, ethnic, douchebags, University of Texas, science, men/women

Aired: 11/14/11

Viewed: 109,307

Indecision 2012 - Hardcore Sects Edition Episode #17005 No one gets it worse from the base of the Republican party than evangelical Christians -- also known as the base of the Republican party. (03:45) Tags: Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Herman Cain, religion, Christian, Mormon, impressions, polls, Indecision, Indecision 2012, candidates, elections, Republicans, college, Texas, poop & pee, cults, debates, Anita Perry, discrimination, Adolf Hitler

Aired: 10/17/11

Viewed: 145,544

The Amazing Racism Episode #17001 Rick Perry probably wasn't going to win the African American vote anyway, but he'd better have a good explanation for the name of his family's ranch. (03:04) Tags: Rick Perry, Herman Cain, African American, racism, discrimination, controversies, hunting, my mistake, Texas, photos, Indecision, Indecision 2012, elections, debates, Republicans, ethnic, candidates, books, cracks up, audience interaction

Aired: 10/03/11

Viewed: 146,499

The Amazing Racism - Geographical Bigotry Episode #17001 Wyatt Cenac uncovers overwhelming evidence that there aren't enough black people making American maps. (04:15) Tags: Wyatt Cenac, on location, performances, New York, African American, racism, discrimination, ethnic, songs, patriotism, America, cracks up, Texas, controversies, elections, Rick Perry

Aired: 10/03/11

Viewed: 158,026

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