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You're Welcome - Hacker Threat
Episode #16082
John Hodgman does whatever it takes to keep the hackers happy so his Etsy storefront stays safe. (04:50)
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Aired:
06/23/11
Viewed:
69,687
You're Welcome - Internet History
Episode #16043
Everyone will forget John Hodgman's pornographic YouTube short, "Battlestar Gay-Fraktica," when they see Jon shaking hands with Muammar al-Gaddafi. (05:00)
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Aired:
03/30/11
Viewed:
99,326
You're Welcome - Balancing the Budget
Episode #16023
John Hodgman wants to balance the budget by changing the Pentagon to a rhombus and legalizing murder. (05:06)
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Aired:
02/16/11
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89,599
You're Welcome - NASCAR
Episode #16008
NASCAR can become an exciting sport that people want to watch if it loses the boring oval track and gets rid of the cars. (04:59)
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Aired:
01/13/11
Viewed:
97,898
You're Welcome - Violent Video Games
Episode #15141
We can make violent video games less alluring to kids by using motion capture technology to replace heroes with the sophisticated musings of Ira Glass. (04:43)
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Aired:
11/04/10
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248,212
You're Welcome - Constitutional Crisis
Episode #15102
John Hodgman wants to update the Constitution by giving it a hip new name, trimming the fat and putting it on the Internet. (06:48)
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Aired:
08/12/10
Viewed:
75,680
You're Welcome - World Cup
Episode #15086
John Hodgman makes a soccer rap video to appeal to the American audience and sell Ruffles. (07:26)
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Aired:
06/30/10
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155,663
You're Welcome - Church Scandal Prevention
Episode #15051
The Catholic Church can prevent scandals by replacing altar boys with chimps and by killing the sexy mood with Febreze. (07:28)
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Aired:
04/14/10
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116,730
You're Welcome - Winter Olympics
Episode #15027
The Hodgman Olympics will combine the pageantry of athletic competition with the squalid human theater of the kids from "Jersey Shore." (06:18)
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Aired:
02/24/10
Viewed:
58,528
You're Welcome - Debt Ceiling
Episode #14160
America can pay its debt off to China by turning lead into gold and holding a panda for ransom. (07:30)
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Aired:
12/15/09
Viewed:
102,476
You're Welcome - Wall Street Reform
Episode #14137
Express your outrage against corporate greed while earning valuable rewards points with the Angry Mob Platinum Diamond Card. (06:27)
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Nicholas Cage
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Aired:
10/28/09
Viewed:
41,052
You're Welcome - Health Care Reform
Episode #14103
Every American becomes a congressman and sick people move to a leper resort -- all paid for by your kidneys. (05:10)
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Aired:
07/30/09
Viewed:
66,643
You're Welcome - California Budget Crisis
Episode #14077
John Hodgman helps California solve its budget crisis with a few simple solutions. (06:17)
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economy
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movies
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taxes
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Aired:
06/09/09
Viewed:
74,681
You're Welcome - Auto Industry
Episode #14045
John Hodgman believes we need to capture the tender beauty of autoerotic asphyxiation to save the auto industry. (04:43)
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Detroit
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mascots
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transportation
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history
Aired:
04/06/09
Viewed:
64,475
You're Welcome - Fixing the Economy
Episode #14024
John Hodgman offers several solutions, from Criss Angel to Emergency Christmas, to save us from economic collapse. (03:49)
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shopping
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magic
Aired:
02/12/09
Viewed:
70,867
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