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Rand Paul Ends Epic Filibuster Episode #18073 Rand Paul's filibuster comes to an end in the traditional way that all filibusters must. (02:54) Tags: Rand Paul, filibusters, government, Senate, military, robots, weapons, laws, food, Mitch McConnell, Obama administration, controversies, impressions, photos, Constitution, spying, poop & pee, Strom Thurmond, masturbation, my mistake, health, John Ashcroft, Tom Coughlin

Aired: 03/07/13

Viewed: 48,791

Sequest Out Episode #18070 Democrats and Republicans prove unable to avoid their self-designed mutual ball punch. (03:16) Tags: government, debt, economy, Congress, laws, voting, balls, diplomacy, taxes, masturbation, Jon Stewart, sex, death

Aired: 03/04/13

Viewed: 91,286

Sequest Out - Deep Cuts Episode #18070 The sequester proves that there are worse penalties for f**king up on "Top Chef" than for f**king up in Congress. (02:22) Tags: government, Congress, debt, taxes, money, economy, Republicans, Denis Leary, reality shows, TV, masturbation, Jon Stewart, laws, smoking

Aired: 03/04/13

Viewed: 39,618

Scapegoat Hunter Episode #18040 The complexity of gun control requires all solutions not directly related to guns be on the table. (07:07) Tags: guns, violence, weapons, laws, crime, death, NRA, health, mental health, Wayne LaPierre, media, 24-hour news, Fox News, mongering, video games, movies, morality, TV, right-wing, costumes, blackouts, accountability, conspiracies, terrorism, Mike Huckabee, religion, masturbation, sex, Stanley McChrystal

Aired: 01/08/13

Viewed: 309,470

A Look Back - January 2012 Exclusive Jon spends the Colbert Super PAC's money, Al Madrigal investigates Mitt-mania, and Newt Gingrich outdicks Mitt Romney. (04:24) Tags: exclusives, mashups, Indecision 2012, Newt Gingrich, Jim DeMint, Rick Santorum, Colbert Super PAC, Stephen Colbert, Gitmo's World, Al Madrigal, Mitt Romney, masturbation, Wyatt Cenac, racism, John Oliver, CNN, American Idol

Aired: 12/17/12

Viewed: 111,328

God's Priorities Episode #18027 There's a reason God is too busy to help out with famine and global warming. (04:27) Tags: Camera Three, Middle East, peace, wars, God, religion, the moon, animals, food, masturbation, sex, laws, football, sports

Aired: 11/26/12

Viewed: 35,310

Look Who's Still Talking Episode #18026 Mitt Romney blames his election loss on the extraordinary government gifts President Obama used to bribe his voting base. (03:41) Tags: Mitt Romney, controversies, gifts & presents, marijuana, government, money, voting, poverty, religion, Koran, Barack Obama, elections, candidates, campaigns, Indecision 2012, Middle East, wars, Jewish, religion, abortion, sex, masturbation, citizenship, immigration, retirement, Andrew Napolitano

Aired: 11/15/12

Viewed: 124,891

Gerard Butler Episode #18014 Gerard Butler laments his missing hair and describes being pummeled by 30-foot waves while shooting "Chasing Mavericks." (06:16) Tags: interviews, Gerard Butler, surfing, lookin' good, oceans, masturbation, sex, health, insurance, sports, movies, injuries

Aired: 10/23/12

Viewed: 16,611

Intro - The Daily Show Returns to British TV Episode #17128 Following an 18-month layoff filled with in no way derogatory coverage of the Diamond Jubilee and the royal wedding, The Daily Show returns to British television. (01:48) Tags: Great Britain, U.K., my mistake, masturbation, sex, animation, royalty, Matthew McConaughey

Aired: 07/24/12

Viewed: 26,420

On Topic - Childhood - The Teenage Years Exclusive Jon explains why teens can't come to the show, Jason Jones impersonates teenage girls, and Al Madrigal asks teenage boys about what they do best. (03:02) Tags: On Topic, exclusives, mashups, audience interaction, Al Madrigal, teens, Samantha Bee, Rob Corddry, masturbation, sex, Jackass, Oklahoma, impressions, Jason Jones, cocaine, Jessica Williams

Aired: 07/10/12

Viewed: 71,624

Maggie Gyllenhaal Episode #17113 Maggie Gyllenhaal's film "Hysteria" takes place in a long-ago time when men made the decisions about women's health, without the necessary knowledge or emotional ability. (05:59) Tags: Maggie Gyllenhaal, interviews, sex, sex toys, health, doctors, men/women, celebrities, mental health, Republicans, history, vaginas, feminism, Great Britain, masturbation, parenting, movies

Aired: 06/13/12

Viewed: 18,476

Fair Factor Episode #17110 While the fairness of political tactics exists almost purely in the realm of the subjective, the news media has timeworn methods to adjudicate these matters. (05:04) Tags: Mitt Romney, Republicans, Democrats, media, masturbation, 24-hour news, ethics, business, candidates, citizenship, campaigns, elections, Indecision 2012, work/office, polygamy, pundits

Aired: 06/07/12

Viewed: 46,967

Tarred Heels Episode #17095 John Edwards' trial begins, and North Carolina's Democratic Party chairman, David Parker, faces questions over the alleged sexual misconduct of his subordinate, Jay Parmley. (04:47) Tags: scandals, John Edward, trials/hearings, Democrats, North Carolina, sex, sexual advances, resignations, lookin' good, montages, kids, penises, Seinfeld, masturbation, adultery, corruption, ethics, photos, the South, gay/homosexual, balls, CBS, TV, South Carolina

Aired: 04/26/12

Viewed: 67,432

Bro-Choice Episode #17086 Al Madrigal reports on location from Oklahoma, where a proposed amendment to its "personhood" bill would effectively outlaw male masturbation. (05:43) Tags: on location, Al Madrigal, men/women, laws, masturbation, Oklahoma, sex, sexism, penises, vaginas, controversies, privacy, health, government, teens, pregnancy, porn, birth control, kids, abortion

Aired: 04/11/12

Viewed: 295,097

Ricky Gervais Episode #17057 Ricky Gervais explores the complexities of consensual interspecies sex. (07:40) Tags: Ricky Gervais, interviews, celebrities, friends, animals, endangered, sex, zoos, impressions, sexual advances, masturbation, penises, oral sex, bestiality, porn, China, erectile dysfunction, Viagra, Andy Serkis, cracks up, Valentine's Day, holidays

Aired: 02/14/12

Viewed: 221,212

KO Computer Episode #17046 Wikipedia goes dark for 24 hours in protest of SOPA, raising the question: do they expect people to go to libraries like common masturbators? (07:09) Tags: Wikipedia, Internet, laws, government, Congress, crime, business, lawyers, technology, blackouts, protests, crying, birth control, YouTube, censorship, masturbation, Viacom, photos, penises, media, animals, music, nerd alert, my mistake, prison, montages, movies, lookin' good, aging, Joe Nocera

Aired: 01/18/12

Viewed: 315,119

A Look Back - February 2011 Exclusive Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker's proposed education cuts elicit protests from teachers' unions, and no Republicans are interested in being president. (04:01) Tags: exclusives, mashups, Glenn Beck, Woody Allen, impressions, Lewis Black, Donald Rumsfeld, Anderson Cooper, Egypt, Hosni Mubarak, masturbation, Kristen Schaal, Justin Bieber, Planned Parenthood, abortion, Wisconsin, Crisis in Dairyland, Indecision

Aired: 12/19/11

Viewed: 141,874

Parks and Demonstration Episode #17003 America cannot expect a bunch of disenfranchised park-dwellers to come up with a solution to its economic woes -- they have a political ruling class to do that. (09:23) Tags: protests, Wall Street, business, democracy, media, Tea Party, Sean Hannity, Steve Doocy, left-wing, right-wing, Fox News, Nazi, history, economy, debt, money, my mistake, pundits, marijuana, America, Constitution, masturbation, Congress, lookin' good, Hugh Jackman, Ann Coulter, laws

Aired: 10/05/11

Viewed: 523,802

Borders Goes Out of Business Episode #16108 John Hodgman suggests that bookstores replace their old-fashioned bookshelves with beautiful, well-appointed downloading pods. (05:45) Tags: John Hodgman, books, business, Internet, print media, shopping, technology, photos, violence, literary references, injuries, nerd alert, dogs, masturbation, facial hair, unemployment, comics, history, future

Aired: 08/16/11

Viewed: 24,077

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