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Headlines - The Apprentices

If you are going to wage a full ground war against the United States, you will need to field, at least, as many people as a softball team.

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Headlines - The Apprentices

If you are going to wage a full ground war against the United States, you will need to field, at least, as many people as a softball team.

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