November 9, 2003
Guest(s):Will Ferrell
A South Carolina high school is raided for drugs, none are found. Afghanistan unveils new constitution and expresses outrage that Miss Afghanistan wore a bikini in the Miss Earth pageant. Slander laws prevent reporters talking about a Prince Charles scandal, but Senior Correspondent Stephen Colbert gives it a try. Mr. T sues Best Buy over unauthorized use of his image. Will Ferrell promotes his movie and his sneakers.