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Now a "major news network" and in accordance with Canadian law, 10% of the show will now be done in French. An explanation for why toy guns were brought to the Capitol by staffers causes Kobe Bryant to change his plea. The Bush Administration mistakes a rusty drum of fertilizer with a mustache for Saddam Hussein. In the last quarter our economy grew at the fastest rate in the past 50 years, yet one American industry remains in danger of extinction. Speak softly and shatter a bear cub's skull with a big stick, and Kyle MacLachlan knows not to get out of the jeep when on safari in Kenya.