March 5, 2003
Guest(s):David Cross
Host Stephen Colbert kicks off the show with a local interest story about a man who was arrested for wearing a "Peace on Earth" t-shirt in an Albany mall. High School students across the country walk out of school to protest the impending war in Iraq, and Rob Corddry takes a look at other international protests. The U.S. military announces a few new weapons, including the e-bomb, the Joint Air Surface Standoff Missile and chickens. David Cross shares his thoughts about cliche protests and lame protesters.