Madeleine Albright

Cork found in Sammy Sosa's bat -- sort of a succinct summary of what happened. After terrorism, Martha Stewart is the number two priority of the Justice Department. Ken Lay now pays his debts to society through painful acts of sodomy. If a company does well the CEO makes a lot of money, but if the company does poor... you still make a lot of money! Madeline Albright on fear and loathing of America amongst Muslim countries and why wouldn't Kim Jong-il have complete confidence in himself when everyone in his country is wearing a pin with his picture on it.